Rod The Redneck

Once upon a time there was a man who lived back in the woods. His name was Rod the Redneck.

It was hunting season and Rod was planning on getting a big buck this year to make up for last year when he didn’t get a thing.

Rod got his biggest rifle and a box of bullets and took to the woods.

 He started back the hydro and didn’t see a thing. He went back Mckenzie Barren and didn’t see a thing. Lastly he went back Dungarvon without seeing a thing.

Rod was back the tower road and about to give up when he saw the biggest buck he had ever seen! It had 16 points and must of weighed over 300 pounds!

Rod knew that if he got this buck he would easily win the big buck competition. He was about to shoot it when it talked! “Don’t shoot!” yelled the deer.

“You can talk!?” questioned Rod.
“Of course I can.” said the deer, “my names Bambi.”

“Oh, well my names Rod.”

“Why were you about to shoot me?” asked Bambi.

“Because you have such a huge set of antlers that I would definitely win the big buck competition if I brought you in.” answered Rod.                                                                                                                                                                                        

“Oh well I think i know what we could do!” exclaimed Bambi.

“What?” questioned Rod.

“I could come with you to the big buck competition!” yelled Bambi.

“Wow! That’s a great idea!” roared Rod.
Bambi hopped into the bed of Rod’s grey truck and went straight to the big buck competition. They won 1st place and lived happily ever after in Rod’s camp.